From an IRC moment in #systemcrafters

<SummerEmacs> C: Beautiful, fundamental, elegant

<SummerEmacs> C++: twisted, ugly, aberration

<SummerEmacs> C#: Abomination, child of hell, evil.

<SummerEmacs> Lisp: Elegant, majestic, simpliciy

<SummerEmacs> FORTRAN: Cold, statistical, inelegant.

<SummerEmacs> COBOL: Crude, old, gnarled.

<SummerEmacs> Javascript: Ugly, foul, filthy

<SummerEmacs> Haskell: Incomprehensible, powerful, niche

<SummerEmacs> Go: Base, mongrel, imposter.

<SummerEmacs> Zig: Unknown, power, fledgling

<SummerEmacs> Nim: Masquerader, fraud, sham

<SummerEmacs> Python: Rigid, useful, practical

<SummerEmacs> Rust: Treacherous, fraud, subversive

<SummerEmacs> Java: Contrived, failure, useless

<SummerEmacs> Assembler: Foundational, obscure, curt