Yes! It's a new theme! Yes! I have a new theme. I'm still working on it. The reason was that as cool and awesome as blowfish is, it's a pain to update. It's finicky and has its own system of doing things. This is confusing to me. I'm blonde. Sue me. So I opted for something simpler which is much easier to update. I'm still figuring out how to customize it more, but for now it'll do.

It's a project! But with censoring. A few days ago, I started a thread on the Emacs Devel mailing list after asking some questions on Reddit. It led me to starting the project myself: The Emacs Welcome Newbie Screen. What I want is for the screen to be linked to the front welcome screen of Emacs with a big: —> New Emacs User? Click here! <— at the top of the screen.